Sometimes
a show will “jump the shark’ after years on the air. “The Newsroom” jumped the
shark on Episode 1 and has jumped the shark on every episode since. (I just love saying “jumped the shark.” Thank you, “The Newsroom”, for giving me the
opportunity to say it over and over.)
So
what implausible off-the-wall stuff happened this week?
There
was an epidemic of injuries. Elliott, the
ACN 10 pm anchor, (Will anchors at 9pm) gets
his wounds honorably, going out into the streets of Egypt to report on the uprising. All the others were injured because they are
morons. Jim needs a few stitches to his head because he walks into a glass door.
Twice. Neal gets very upset about the news he is seeing on a monitor, so he
punches the monitor, breaking a few bones. Don tries to break a down a door by
ramming it with his shoulder. (he fails,
but ow, that hurts.) And these are all supposed to be really smart people,
smart enough to work for the second-highest top-rated news show. I’d hate to
see what happens to the ones who work on the fifth-rated show. Do they
broadcast directly from the hospital?
McKensey
is the best executive producer in the business, but she knows absolutely
nothing about economics. Nonetheless, she agreed to appear on a panel
discussion about economics. (Smart move,
Mckensey.) Dr. Sloan has to tutor her. And us. The whole point of these scenes
provide an opportunity for the show to lecture America about the Glass-Speigal
Act. (Actually, I learned something, so
thanks, but isn’t this supposed to be an entertainment show.)
And
what would “The Newsroom“ be without the antics of the lovelorn and love
-addicted. It’s Valentines Day, and so there will be lots of raving on the
subject of love on the floor of the newsroom. The “raver-in-chief “ is
Margaret, of course, who delivers an extended speech about the importance of
Valentine’s Day. This is followed up, in
case we missed the point, by another hysterical lecture on the importance of
Valentine' Day. This time it comes
from Margaret’s roommate, Lisa, who doesn’t even work in the newsroom, but is
dating (or maybe just sleeping with) Jim.
One
more overwrought plot point. At the
beginning of the show, everyone is talking about the movie “Rudy.” This movie is about a college football player
who sits on the bench for four years, and never once gets to play. It’s the
last game of the last season, and he is not on the roster. Every player on the
team, one by one, goes into the coach’s office and volunteers to have this
luckless bench-warmer take his place in the game. (All together now, Awww!)
At
the end of the show, we learn why the writers put the “Rudy” story into the
show. An Egyptian stringer, Amen, (pronounced
Ah-min, but still sufficient for some amen puns) who was talked into providing on-the-ground
reports on the Egyptian uprising for the show, has been kidnapped. Will secretly pays the ransom, $250,000, but
the staff discovers his act of good-guy-ness. Everyone in the newsroom lines up,
and one by one, they walk into Will’s office and place a check on his desk to
help defray the expense of the ransom.
(All together now: Awww! Okay, I admit it—it brought a little lump to
my throat.)
That’s five sharks and I left a few out.
My
advice to “The Newsroom”: Focus on the
news. And get some new writers for
everything else.
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