By Catherine Giordano
Bill
Maher is back on HBO with “Real Time with Bill Maher”, but the show felt a
little lame this week. Was Bill (and
staff) just a bit rusty from their eight week break, were the guests a bit
lackluster, or is it because that now that the election is over Bill just doesn’t
have as much to work with?
I’ve
titled this review “Easy Marks” because a lot of politicians and celebrities
being hoist upon his rapier are just easy marks. Making fun of them is just too easy.
In the opening monologue, Bill said John Boehner refers to next Monday, the
day of President Obama’s inauguration for a second term, as “Black Monday.”
Also in the monologue, Bill mentioned that former
Republican presidential candidate (and current governor of Texas) Rick Perry, said the real answer to
school shootings is prayer. Bill skewered him by saying he would pay money to
see Perry defend himself against a school-shooter with prayer. Then he added, “Who
am I kidding—Perry in a school?” It was funny, but ever since Perry humiliated
himself by amorously caressing a bottle of maple syrup, he’s just too easy a
mark.
Mark
Sanford,
the former governor of South Carolina who became famous for giving new meaning
to “hiking the Appalachian Trail” is planning to run for Congress. He was the butt of the mid-show comedy
segment—Bill had some campaign slogans for him such as, “More tail and less fat”
and referring to Arnold Swartzeneggar (another
easy target) “At least it wasn’t the maid.” (That was a twofer.)
Manti Te’O, who is looking a
bit pathetic these days, is another easy mark who got a drubbing last night. He
was a Notre Dame football player up for the Heisman trophy who claimed that his
internet girlfriend, whom he had never met in person, had died. It was a hoax, but
it is unclear if Te’O was the victim or the perpetuator of the hoax (or maybe
both).
Bill commented that the United States is in love
with torture. “The first 45 minutes of Zero
Dark Thirty was all torture, the same with The Hobbit.” He pointed out that Ben Affleck, Claire Daines,
and Jessica Chastain all won Global
Globes awards for playing CIA officers. Then he took aim at Sarah Palin, an
easy mark, and said Julianne Moore
won for Game Change because Sarah Palin is a master CIA officer.
Bill picked on the easiest mark of them all, Glenn Beck. It seems Beck wants to build
his own town for his followers. Bill said that Real Time has a segment about Republicans being in a metaphoric bubble,
but now Beck wants to live in an actual bubble. [This would make for a great
horror movie—a town where everyone was like Glenn Beck—maybe we could call it “The
Horror at Becktown.”]
The
interview was with Bob Kerry, a
Democrat, and the former governor and senator from Nebraska. Bill teased him
about being confused “with the senator married to the ketchup lady (referring
to John Kerry married to Teresa Heinz). Kerry sheepishly admitted that it
sometimes happens.
The
rest of the interview was serious. Bill commented on the fact that Bob Kerry is
a Vietnam vet, as is John Kerry, Obama’s pick for Secretary of State, and Chuck
Hegel, Obama’s pick for Secretary of Defense. They discussed how it was good to
have veterans in these positions because they understood the real consequences
of war, unlike McCain who always wants a war going. McCain opposes Hegel because Hegel will likely mess with McCain’s
plans for war with Iran.
One
of the panelists was Martin Short,
the comedian and actor. He is liberal, intelligent and can usually be counted
on for a few witty, but scathing, remarks. His liberal and intelligent views
were on display during the show, but the wit—not so much.
The
other two panelists were Republicans, Michelle
Caruso-Cabera, a CNBC correspondent, and Steve LaTourette, a former
Republican congressman from Ohio who is currently--what else?--a lobbyist. Both were well well-behaved and made
reasonable comments—something we don’t see too often with Republicans on Bill’s
panel.
Caruso-Cabera
is more a libertarian than Republican. She favors conservative fiscal policy
and small government, but feels that government should not intervene on social
issues. Un-fortunately for her, she
became the star of the “the-egg-on-your-face“ moment of the week. During the
discussion on torture, she said that if you knew you could save lives, it would
be right to use torture. She looked stunned when everyone turned on her, including
LaTourette, forcefully condemning her statement.
The
special guest was Rula Jebreal, a
contributor to Newsweek and the Daily Beast, a novelist, and
screenwriter. She made intelligent and insightful comments, and she was passionate
about her opinions. Very passionate--but she managed to do it in a charming
way. Jebreal is a Palestinian, and she educated the panel,
and me (and probably you) about the Israeli—Palestinian conflict.. When Caruso-Cabera
tried to score points and call Al Gore a hypocrite for selling his TV network,
Current, to Al Jezeera (a favorite
talking point lately among right wingers), Jebreal sprang to the defense of, not
Al Gore but, Al Jezeera. She said that
Americans misrepresent Al Jezera--without Al Jezera there would have been no “Arab
Spring.”
Martin
Short made some good points during the discussion about guns in America. He pointed out that Canada, where he is from,
has only 24% gun ownership, and a fraction of the rate of gun deaths compared
to America. When Bill scoffed at the
idea that we would get any change in gun laws here in America, Short compared
it to cigarettes. They were once ubiquitous, but first attitudes changed, and
then laws changed. We have to begin somewhere.
I
think Short has a good point. Once cigarette smoking was everywhere, now smokers
have to take the walk of shame out to the alley if they want to smoke. Maybe one day, no one will want to belong to
the NRA and gun ownership will be a shameful secret.
Speaking
about gun control, all I hear from right-wing gun nuts is that the 2nd
amendment is to protect citizens from the tyranny of the government. Stephen
Colbert had a great line about that on his show the other night. He said that the writers of the Constitution,
like all constitutional writers said, “If you don’t like what we do, feel free
to shoot us.” The 2nd amendment includes the phrase “a well-regulated
militia”--right-wingers always ignore that phrase.
The
“militia” part is key to understanding the 2nd Amendment. There was
no standing army at the time and the “right to bear arms” was about every
able-bodied man being ready to defend the country against foreign invasion. At
the time, soldiers were often required to supply their own weapons. The constitution
offers other ways to defend against tyranny—elections, checks and balances, and
as a last resort, impeachment, which was meant to be used rarely and only for the most egregious of crimes.
Bill
devoted the last bit of his “New Rules” segment to the issue of guns, He said
that gun-nuts think they need guns to protest their freedom, but they have
already lost their freedom. The real threat to freedom is “Big Brother.” The
government can look at our emails, can monitor our phone calls, can pry into
our private life in all sorts of ways.
He said, “They think guns keep them free, but we have lost all our
rights except gun rights. “It’s like a strip club with a million
bouncers and no strippers.”
Finally,
I would like to award the first ever “Easy Mark” award of the week to Michelle
Caruso-Cabera. She has evidently been living in the right-wing bubble because
she looked startled when even fellow Republican, LaTourette, called her out on
her statements.
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