HBO’s
Real Time with Bill Maher, episode
282, which aired on Friday night, May 10, 2013 had a lot of good moments,
serious and funny.
Bill
had a big target during his opening monologue with Christ Christie and his lap band
surgery--the surgery that staples off part of your stomach so your smaller
stomach limits the amount you can eat. Bill reported that Christie lost 40
pounds. “He skipped breakfast,” Bill said. Many people think that Christie
wants to lose weight because he wants to run for president. Bill commented that
having this surgery is tantamount to admitting that you have no will power. He
added,“That’s exactly what you want in a president—no will power.”
He
also got a shot in at Sarah Palin. Bill said that when Sarah Palin heard about
the arrest of Ariel Castro in connection with his kidnapping of the three women
in Cleveland, she said that she was glad that he “was no longer ruling Cuba.”
Bill
had a dig for Obama-hating Republicans. “Obama has just done the worst thing
ever. We just have to find out what it is. They can’t find the smoking gun. Imagine,
this is America and they can’t find a gun.” [The Republicans are so desperate
for a scandal and whether it is Benghazi, tax audits, vacations, they can’t get
anything to stick. Maybe if they had some Krazy Glue. [They’ve got “the crazy”,
all right, they just need the glue.]
The
interview was with Mark Bittman, an
op-ed writer for The New York Times and
the author of VB6: Vegan Before Six.
He claims you can lose weight if you eat vegan before 6 pm, while eating
whatever you like after 6 pm. [It’s probably a regimen that can help some
people—no bacon and eggs for breakfast, no hamburgers for lunch reduces caloric
intake--but it is not a sure thing for a lot of people.] Bill pointed out that
someone could eliminate all animal foods from his diet, but still be fat if he
ate a lot of sugar. [My take: If your excess weight comes from eating too much meat
and dairy, the VB6 diet can help you lose weight if you replace those foods
with fruits and vegetables.]
This
conversation gave Bill an opening to criticize Chris Christie for having lap
band surgery—He said, “It is like a cocaine addict Krazy Gluing his nostrils shut
to force himself to stop using cocaine.”
The
panel included Glenn Greenwald who
writes for The Guardian. He has just written a new book, With Liberty and Justice for All: How the Law Is Used
to Destroy Equality and Protect the Powerful. During the discussion about the kidnapping of the three
women in Cleveland, Greenwald pointed out how there is no longer class mobility
in America. The abductor was “hiding in plain sight”, but he held those young
women captive for ten years because boarded up windows were nothing unusual in the
poor neighborhood where he lived.
Joy Reid, who writes for The Grio (a news website targeted to African-Americans) and an
MSNBC contributor was also on the panel. She spoke about the Middle East saying
that whenever we try to impose democracy we get something worse. Whenever they
overthrow a dictatorship, they get the crazy—a theocracy; democracy just doesn’t
stick .
The conservative panelist was Charles Cooke who
writes for The National Review Online. Usually,
I want to crazy-glue the conservative guests’ mouths shut, but Cooke was OK. He’s
a libertarian, but not off-the-wall crazy. He said the Libertarians should be
alarmed about the government getting involved in things like prohibition, the
war on drugs, and removing the specs for making a gun from the internet. There
was agreement with the first two, but not with people making plastic guns that
could evade metal detectors at home.
For
the mid show comedy segment, Bill gave us part three of his ongoing segment “Craziest
Congressman.” He talked about Paul Broun, a Republican Tea party
representative from Georgia. Broun believes that Obama is a Marxist who want to
destroy the U.S. from the inside. [t is one thing to disagree with Obama’s
policies and feel that they are harmful, but to claim that his goal is to destroy
America is crazy. [As much as I thought
G.W. Bush was an evil person, I never thought he was trying to destroy America;
I believed that he was destroying America because he was incompetent, not
because he hated America.] Bill said the Broun is a doctor who doesn’t
understand embryology, and opposes abortion because “it puts storks out of
work.” He’s the one who said that science is “lies straight from the pit of
Hell” guy. [I’m glad he is not practicing medicine anymore.]
Broun
was paired with Michelle Bachman,
the Tea Party Republican from Minnesota.
Bill said that she thought that “Thomas Jefferson’s slaves were friends
with benefits.” “A woman once told her
that her daughter got retarded because of a vaccine and she said ‘Mom?” You
know she is way far-out crazy when you learn that the AP stopped fact-checking
her because it overloaded the system.
The
mid-show guest was Zachery Quinto,
an actor who portrays Dr. Spock in the new Star
Trek movie. He has come out as gay.
Quinto said that gays have to have visibility. A total of 12 states have now made gay
marriage legal and there is no stopping it now. Bill added that “when you say
that the Bible is against the gay, it makes young people question the Bible.“
I
liked Quinto. Sometimes I see actors who I like on the screen, but when they do
an interview, I see that they are empty-headed morons. Quinto was intelligent
and thoughtful. He calls himself a nerd. [Carey Mulligan, the actress who plays
Daisy in the remake of The Great Gatsby
is a case in point. She’s been doing a lot of TV interviews to promote the
movie, and she comes across as an empty-headed moron. She giggles a lot in the
hope that all the giggles will cover up the fact that she has nothing to say.]
Bill’s
“New Rules” began with a discussion of The
Great Gatsby. Bill said the movie is out of date because the wealth gap is
so much greater today than it was during the 1920’s. Today one in four Americans makes less than
$10 a hour. Working at McDonald’s used to be a kid’s job, now people are trying
to support a family with the earnings from that job. Close to half of all recent
college grads have to live at home because they can’t afford to live on their
own. A CEO makes 300 times more that the average worker. The six heirs to the
Wal-Mart fortune have more money than the 130 million poorest Americans. [The statistics are frightening.]
Bill
talked about countries that have huge financial inequalities, like Mexico--kidnapping
becomes a way of life. A kidnapping for ransom takes place 72 times a day in
Mexico. He used this observation as a warning to the uber-rich in America. And
it also gave Bill
an
opportunity to to stick it to Donald Trump.
This
is the “Don’t-get-into-a-fight-with- a-guy-who- buys-ink-by-the-barrel” moment
of the week. [I’m referencing an old saying about not getting on the wrong side
of someone who writes for a newspaper because he could inundate you with bad
publicity. Let me change that to “Don’t
get into a fight with a comedian with his own weekly TV show. He will make you the butt of his jokes over
and over I bet Donald Trump regrets getting into it with Bill Maher.] Bill
concluded his remarks about kidnapping by saying “I’m talking about you, Donald
Trump” when he spoke about how the trophy wife of a rich man is not going to
raid the Swiss bank account “to save your sorry ass.”
“What
is the difference between a hedge fund manage and a mosquito?” Bill quipped. “A
mosquito stops sucking blood before it explodes.” [Heed the warning! A socialite once quipped, “You can never be
too thin or too rich.” Perhaps you can be too rich.]
I’m
glued to the TV set every Friday night When Bill Maher airs a new show. You never know what crazy thing the guests
will say or how crazy funny the show will be.
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